June 14th 2008
Baby Emma can’t believe…

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…how we lost that game. In a close game marked by several lead changes, Doc’s Landing came out on top 18 to 15 after scoring four runs in the top of the 7th. The big blow in that inning was a three-run homer by the Doc’s centerfielder, a leading candidate for the 2008 Air-Wick Award. His testosterone-fueled performance was exemplified by a play in which he slid headfirst into home and then leap up beating on his chest with both hands.

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June 12th 2008

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Can you identify the four MPR softball players visible amongst the beer in this photo?

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June 11th 2008
Eichtens draw huge chalk talk crowd

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21 players and hangers on swarmed into J.R. Macs after Tuesday’s game. Erin, who had gone home after expecting another poor chalk talk turnout, had to be summoned back to serve the unruly throng. Gary and Joann helped raise our spirits on a night we got pounded by the ringer-laden Mother Goose team 29-15. Centerfielder Tom Scheck made the defensive play of the game, an outstanding running catch to stop the bleeding in the 6th.

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June 9th 2008
Stuck in the middle with you

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thursday-standings.jpgClick on the tiny type to the left to see the current standings for the teams that play on Thursday night. I haven’t received standings for Tuesday night so far this year.

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June 4th 2008
Catch ends rally

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rally-change.jpgIt was a historic night in St. Paul. 17,000 saw the event, tens of thousands more waited in line to see the action at Battle Creek Field 3. And they were not disappointed. MPR led a close game for much of the night, but allowed the Grand Old Sluggers hope in the bottom of the last. Trailing by one with a runner on and two outs, the GOS’s slugger came to the plate and hit a towering smash to left. Rookie Chris Danforth’s running snow-cone catch preserved the 11-10 victory. Mason, Chris Bjork, and Ward stroked three hits each for MPR.

2nd baseman Jill Riley later lamented chalk talk attendance; some MPR-ers claimed distraction from a frivolous sideshow in the downtown area.

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May 30th 2008
Hail and Hearty

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players-with-umbrellas.jpgA tip of the cap to all the players and fans who showed up and stuck around through the hail and rain delay before Thursday’s game. While our seventh inning rally fell short, getting the game in at all was a victory over the elements that we have battled all spring.

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May 29th 2008
“Canon in D!”

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pachelbelMany a taunt has been heard on the softball fields of the world, but I’m willing to bet that Johann Pachelbel’s masterpiece has not been used to signal displeasure with an umpire before Tuesday. However, when the umpire is Fred Child and the taunters are classical music staff, it seems that the worst thing you can suggest is that the popular, but arguably hackneyed, Canon in D will get programmed in retaliation. Calm eventually prevailed, and presumably Performance Today escaped a descent into triteness. Meanwhile, the team pulled out a victory, overcoming an inning-from-hell scare in the seventh with Jenner tagging out an over-eager runner trying to score on a hit to Gus in centerfield.

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May 26th 2008
Capitol Offense

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Brian and Tom Almanac at the CapitolI know you all have friends and family and other things going on in you life, but softball needs to be the top priority. Case in point, Thursday’s loss to the Capitol Offenders which I blame on Brian and Tom. They have clearly been concentrating more of their energy primping for the TV cameras, than mentally preparing for softball. Brian was obviously pondering his next piece of political punditry as he stood motionlessness while strike two landed on the carpet. And you could tell that Tom was mentally selecting the tie he would wear on his next appearance on “Almanac at the Capitol” as he made the last out of the game. Sure, he had already driven in six runs in the game, but we expect more.

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May 21st 2008
Blinded by the Light

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team on benchOur team has barely seen the sun this year, but last night it was right in our hitters’ eyes. Perhaps that’s why we managed only 7 hits and 2 runs. On the other hand, our opponent, OBBs, had little trouble seeing the ball as they knocked it around for 22 runs. The sun was no excuse for the poor turnout at the bar. Only 4 lonely souls showed up to drown their sorrows. We can do better!

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May 15th 2008
Bringing down the gavel

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Senator PogemillerA tip of the hat to Senate Majority Leader Larry Pogemiller for ending today’s floor session by 4:00. This enabled our opponents, The Love Gloves, a team made up of Senate staffers, to leave the Capitol in time to play ball. Mason, Cliff and Randy all hit home runs to lead MPR to a 16 to 4 victory. The winning continued at the bar as Jeff Johnson pulled a $150 pull tab. Mary Greenly made the night even more special by arriving with a delicious assortment of cookies.

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